Dr Dare Rides Again Guest Star
Credits Gag: Danny and the girls become together to decide what to name the dog. Everyone comes up with a bunch of crappy names until DJ suggests "Comet," her reason being, "because he's fast and he has a tail." So at that place you go. That is why the domestic dog's proper name is Comet. This is another rare example of the pre-credits gag being relevant to the residual of the show. In this case, it'southward actually relevant to the residue of the series. Naming the domestic dog equals a pivotal event.
As Rebecca Donaldson urges Danny to hurry upward so they tin can get to the airport on time, she delivers a bunch of useful exposition about where the two of them are going. Apparently they're flying to some mode expo in LA, where they will receive fancy makeovers. It's kind of weird that she decides to tell the family all of this just a few minutes before heading out… I don't know, it's almost like she's delivering unnaturally placed exposition in order to gear up the plot for the audience or something. As Danny heads out the door, Stephanie asks if the dog can slumber in her bed while he's away but Danny aint havin information technology.
Stephanie tricks Michelle into looking the other manner while the dog eats her ice cream and the infant gets hella pissed. She keeps maxim, "the doggy ate my owse cream" which you better believe gets milked difficult for the rest of this episode.
The doorbell rings unexpectedly and OH MY GOD You lot GUYS Information technology'S SCOTT BAIO!!! AHHHHHHH!!! SQUEAL!!! OH MY GOD IT'Southward Actually HIM!!! Information technology'South FUCKIN CHACHI, YOU GUYS! HE'S AT THE FULL HOUSE OH MY GOD!!! MUFUCKIN CHARLES IN Charge, Y'ALL!!!
So it turns out that Scott Baio is an old friend of Jesse'due south who he hasn't seen since a piddling earlier Full Business firm started. When Scott Baio goes into the kitchen to greet Jesse, he expects to run across him rollin' doobies and bangin hoes on his motorcycle like they used to do in the good ol' days, just instead he finds him singing "The Farmer in the Dell" in a cowboy frock while little girls trip the light fantastic around him in a circle. I know that nosotros've seen Jesse practise some pretty lame stuff over the course of this series and that the point of this scene is to show how much Jesse has changed since he's moved into the full house and everything just, god damn, could they have possibly picked a more pussy ass activity for this guy to exist engaged in while his friend walks in? I mean, actually, how ofttimes do they suspension out into choruses of children'due south songs on this show? How did that even become started? Joey went to answer the door most a minute ago and the kids were arguing. Did they actually patch things up and then break into song that chop-chop? Fuck.
So anyway, Scott Baio and Jesse are really happy to be reunited since Scott Baio's been abroad traveling effectually Europe or something. The two of them reminisce about all the pussy they got back in the day while the girls stand up around looking confused or disapproving, which is a routine they used to practise a lot with Jesse early on in the show but was phased out since Jesse settled down with Rebecca Donaldson, therefore entering a life of chastity. Anyway, Jesse introduces Scott Baio to his corny new family and Scott Baio makes comments nearly how soft and wholesome Jesse has become. He reveals to the girls that Jesse used to exist referred to as "Dr. Dare" and that he'd do whatever dumb donkey bullshit anyone dared him to. Jesse decides to relive his lost youth by riding around on motorcycles and acting like a jerkoff with Scott Baio for the next few days.
Jesse and Scott Baio come back to the full house after a long dark of, I don't know what… certainly non drinking. What could the characters on this evidence perhaps do when they wanna cut loose? They were probably playing freeze tag in the park or something…anyway, they decide to cap off the evening by singing "Louie Louie" in Jesse'southward room. The singing wakes up the girls, including Stephanie who we see letting the dog slumber in her bed even though Danny totally told her not to, and they all get into Jesse'south room for a late night dance party. Joey breaks upwardly the festivities and makes the girls go back to bed every bit Jesse and Scott Baio announce that they're off to Tahoe for the evening simply they'll be back tomorrow night for a big ring reunion party they're throwing at the full house.
Joey puts the baby to bed and discovers that the dog got nether her covers somehow, which really doesn't brand sense seeing equally how the dog being in Stephanie's bed was the plot point and we merely saw it similar 30 seconds agone. Well, I guess that doesn't matter because the Stephanie-wants-to-sleep-with-the-dog-in-her-bed subplot pales in comparison to the Michelle'due south-mad-at-the-dog-for-eating-her-"owse-foam" subplot, every bit to the lowest degree as far every bit Nielson ratings are concerned. Man, I bet the shows creators couldn't fucking look to become that baby and that puppy in as many scenes together equally they could maybe cook up, even if it required a nonsensical, go-nowhere Stephanie sub-plot to get in that location. Anyway, cheers to Joey'south tactful intervention, the baby and the dog make upward. That'southward right, families at home, that baby and that puppy Dear each other!
Joey and Scott Baio throw their bands reunion political party, which plays out the same way as all of Jesse'south festivities: they sing lame covers while a bunch of tardily 80's fashion don'ts trip the light fantastic toe around the living room. Seriously, this is their big wild political party? Where's the meth? Where's the whores? One of the dudes in their ring has a keytar, which is at least kind of cool, but he certainly doesn't look similar he could kicking anyone's ass. Scott Baio'southward been breaking Jesse'south brawl'south for the terminal 13 minutes about how wholesome and doughy he'southward becomes and THIS is his idea of a party? They don't even do anything that prevents the kids from existence immune to be at that place.
In the midst of all this not-threatening fun, Danny and Rebecca Donaldson come up home, creating a scene virtually entirely identical to the one in Season 1, Episode 2 where Jesse let's the girls party at his band practise instead of going to bed while Danny'south at piece of work. You call back information technology was an intentional homage? I sincerely uncertainty information technology, and find it much more probable that the creators are only running out of scenarios.
So the twist here is that Danny doesn't fifty-fifty give a shit about the political party, apparently because he'south too jazzed about his lame makeover to intendance about anything else. Rebecca Donaldson gets kinda mad because Jesse was dancing with some blonde titty daughter when she came in just information technology's not really a big bargain.
Jesse tells all the party-goers that they have to go home considering it'southward the girls beddy bye time and Scott Baio calls him out on what a punk bitch he's become. Yes, only a real weiner would let three little girls to go to bed instead of rockin' out all dark. Furthering the point of how lame Jesse has become, Scott Baio produces a record of Jesse riding his motorcycle forth the border of a 6 story edifice back in 1983, proving how rad he used to be by contrast. The switch between Jesse and the motorbike stuntman in this scene is equally obvious and inorganic as possible, even though they accept a dub of Jesse exclaiming "have mercy" over the footage. Golly, does this guy take to say his lame catch-phrase anytime he does anything or what? I bet he says it every time he squeezes a turd out of his ass.
So everyone gives Jesse a hard time about how he wont do dumb donkey unsafe stunts anymore and then he runs off to reenact the one from the tape, which brings us to a rare scene that takes identify outside of the full firm.
Jesse has a heartfelt conversation with Scott Baio on the roof of the building and Scott Baio of a sudden really thinks that Jesse shouldn't perform the stunt. The two of them talk for a while about their lives and the way things have inverse but Scott Baio is ultimately unable to dissuade Jesse from doing the stunt. At the final moment Rebecca Donaldson shows up and commands Jesse not to practice the stunt, which is kind of amazing. I mean, here'south Jesse desperately trying to rekindle his lost manhood and then his girlfriend rolls upwards and totally cuts his nuts off in front of everyone?
Then Jesse rides up to the ledge in a very suspenseful, low-budget scene but he decides at the final infinitesimal not to practise it, perhaps because he's come to his senses or mayhap just considering nobody really wanted him to do it anyway.
Back at the full business firm, Jesse and Scott Baio bid each other a addicted farewell. Yep, I've got a feeling we won't be seeing that guy again. Jesse sits in the living room, deep in thought, and and so DJ enters the scene and the 2 engage in a heart to heart talk. Jesse regrets not doing the lame stunt and so DJ comforts him past quoting Nancy Reagan. The music comes on as Jesse says he misses the sometime days and DJ points out how much closer they've become since and so. How come Scott Baio didn't get to have the scene with the music? Why's information technology gotta become to DJ? Seriously, I wanna know if they had policies nearly when to apply the music or what? Anyway, Jesse realizes that DJ and the rest of her annoying asshole family are more than meaningful and important to him than riding around on a motorcycle and spreading gonorrhea all over California. The cease.
Information technology was cool that we got to see Scott Baio and everything, just this episode is pretty much just the same Jesse story we've seen similar 10 times already. I kind of thought they laid this storyline to residue final season, just I guess that since it's the closest thing to a character arc on the whole show they've gotta get the well-nigh they can out of information technology. I mean, think about it; the other storyline on this episode was about how the dog ate the infant's water ice foam.
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